ORIGIN STORY

In the heart of Recyclotropolis, three enigmatic figures wandered the alleyways, their faces concealed by the shadows of anonymity. The trio, who once had names that were now lost to the haziness of their past, had transformed into the Junkoactive Wasteman and the Tin Can Twins. Unable to recall their original identities, they embraced their new monikers as if the names themselves held the key to their purpose.

One evening, the faceless trio stumbled upon a peculiar barrel, emitting an otherworldly glow. Driven by a shared curiosity and a connection stronger than memory, they approached the mysterious container. In an unexpected twist, the ground beneath them gave way, plunging them into a pool of toxic waste.

Emerging from the barrel, the trio found themselves altered, their memories muddled but their determination unshaken. The Junkoactive Wasteman, adorned with tin cans that now formed a musical symphony, and the Tin Can Twins, a duo of synchronized dance, began to forge a new identity for themselves.

Unable to remember their original names, the trio decided to redefine themselves. The Junkoactive Wasteman, with a penchant for turning waste into music, chose the name Rhythmic Rescuer. The Tin Can Twins, now a silent dance duo with harmonious movements, dubbed themselves Echo and Shadow – names that resonated with their newfound abilities and mysterious presence.

As Rhythmic Rescuer and the Tin Can Twins continued their mission, their actions spoke louder than any forgotten names ever could. The trio, bound by a shared purpose and their inability to recall the past, became symbols of change in Recyclotropolis. Citizens marveled at the creativity of the Rhythmic Rescuer's tin can symphony and the mesmerizing dance routines of Echo and Shadow.

The trio reveled in their redefined identities, embracing the names that now echoed through the city streets. Without the weight of remembered pasts, Rhythmic Rescuer and the Tin Can Twins moved forward with a sense of purpose, reshaping Recyclotropolis into a cleaner, more sustainable haven.

And so, the trio embraced their new names, leaving behind the forgotten fragments of their past. The Rhythmic Rescuer and the Tin Can Twins continued their quest, driven by an unwavering commitment to recycling and a shared journey into the future, where names might be lost, but the impact of their actions endured.

The aftermath

When he returned to his family they did not recognise him. Horrified by his tinny flesh, his children screamed at the junkolossal monster before them. Attempting to embrace his wife, she was sliced by the touch of his tuna can hands. Terrified, she pushed him back and tasered him in his newly developed oil drum face, creating an electrical circuit throughout his tinny veins, first perpetual but now exponential! He fled and those he once called friends hunted him down as an angry mob.

The Tinphonia

Taking refuge, he built his Tinphonia at first for his own sanity, but now, too, out of necessity. Since his wife’s taser attack, he must now create a larger circuit through his Tinphonia and oil drum head to unload his exponential voltage in order to stay alive. Mouth and skin bound to the tin, he can barely speak an understandable sentence, so is forced to play breakbeats and gnarly bass lines . . . Life's hard ey.

Professor Fuck the Enviroment

Everything seems to be going well...but what they don’t know is that there is a dark lingerer hiding in the shadows of his nuclear power plant, going by the name of Professor Fuck the Environment...When will he show his face? We do not know. What lengths will he go to put a stop to The Junkoactive Wasteman? We have no idea...but what we do know is that someone needs to put a stop to this anti environmental bastard before it’s too late!