ORIGIN STORY
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The aftermath
When he returned to his family they did not recognise him. Horrified by his tinny flesh, his children screamed at the junkolossal monster before them. Attempting to embrace his wife, she was sliced by the touch of his tuna can hands. Terrified, she pushed him back and tasered him in his newly developed oil drum face, creating an electrical circuit throughout his tinny veins, first perpetual but now exponential! He fled and those he once called friends hunted him down as an angry mob.
The Tinphonia
Taking refuge, he built his Tinphonia at first for his own sanity, but now, too, out of necessity. Since his wife’s taser attack, he must now create a larger circuit through his Tinphonia and oil drum head to unload his exponential voltage in order to stay alive. Mouth and skin bound to the tin, he can barely speak an understandable sentence, so is forced to play breakbeats and gnarly bass lines . . . Life's hard ey.
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Professor Fuck the Enviroment
Everything seems to be going well...but what they don’t know is that there is a dark lingerer hiding in the shadows of his nuclear power plant, going by the name of Professor Fuck the Environment...When will he show his face? We do not know. What lengths will he go to put a stop to The Junkoactive Wasteman? We have no idea...but what we do know is that someone needs to put a stop to this anti environmental bastard before it’s too late!
